What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

Do you know what she said mum?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police

True - how I loved my mum!